Never Too Much | Luther Vandross
What is your favourite toy and why?
My sister! She’s not really a toy but she is really fluffy and I can actually chase her and play tag with her! I also love stealing her food.
How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?
Meowmy always says that I am one of the best things that has ever happen to her, but I am just really happy I make her happy.
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?
My favourite trick is doing parkour in my house. I run full speed towards the balcony windows, jump high and perform a back flip! I am a great acrobat!
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
Mmmm, maybe stealing my pawrents’ breakfast but then, I was still hungry so does it count?
If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?
I wouldn’t change my life for the world! I love my family and my new home, but if I had to choose, I’d love to be a gardener. I’d get to eat grass all day and play with lizards.
Who is your favourite family member and why?
Meowmy. She is my favourite human in the whole entire world. She gives the best cuddles and we love chatting, playing, eating and doing everything together… I follow her around everywhere (even to the bathroom!). We have a very special bond, even Daddy gets a little jealous sometimes.
If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?
1. Unlimited supply of snacks and treats
2. Being able to play outside without supervision (Meowmy thinks I am a little too naive to go out alone…)
3. Kinder people
Who or what inspires you?
Thomas O’Malley from the Aristocats. The cat has got some moves.
If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?
I would buy a huge house for my pawrents with lots of space to play, things to climb on, and a huge yard to run around and catch lizards with my sister.
What did you last dream about?
Last night, I dreamt about a giant house made of treats like in Hansel and Gretel. It was a little smelly but I could eat the whole thing!
What do you think your human family members dream about?
I think my pawrents dream about getting a huge house to help more rescue animals. Khaleesi and I would be super cat-tendants!
If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?
THE.BEST.PAWRENTS.IN.THE.WORLD! Also, they are easily convinced when it comes to giving me more treats and they love sharing their food.
What would your autobiography be called?
The adventures of a gentleman cat called Archie.
You’ve just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your ‘Thank You’ speech?
Meow. [Mic drop]
Where is your favourite place to sleep?
On top of Meowmy’s belly.
What’s your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?
I have the same sleep patterns as my pawrents but my sister and I like to run around and chase each other every night when our pawrents turn off the lights. Sometimes I sing too.
You’re home alone. What’s the first thing you do?
Check if they left me any snacks. And, then see what mischief I could get up to. Usually it’s chasing my sister or digging into mum’s pot plants.
You’re a celebrity musician. What’s the name of your next hit single?
“Pounce it like it’s hot”
What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience?
I loved it! Peter is so much fun and made me feel very comfortable, even when he was putting food on my nose. We had a lot of fun, plus I got to go on a road trip with my pawrents.
Are you happy? What can I do to make you happier?
More treats and walks outside. But I am the happiest I could ever be.