All Night Long | Lionel Ritchie
What is your favourite toy and why?:
I don’t play with juvenile toys.
How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?:
I love the attention! But hate it when my fans get too close to me.
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?:
Everything I do is funny. I have no teeth so I look ridiculously goofy all the time.
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?:
How about always ignoring my humans. They think I’m deaf but I just pretend not to hear them. That and smearing my poop on the carpet when I scratch my butt. Muhahaha!
If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?:
An Egyptian prince so I could be pampered all day and all night long.
Who is your favourite family member and why?:
I like them all for different reasons. Madeleine gives me walks, Thomas gives me yummy food… Not my mum though, she only gives me baths!
If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?:
1. A magical fix for my collapsing trachea. It makes me cough all the time!
2. To never have a bath ever again.
3. For my family to leave me food and not interact with me.
Who or what inspires you?:
Nothing…. or roast duck for dinner.
If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?:
Eating duck and getting a super cool hair cut.
What did you last dream about?:
What do you think! Probably running around and duck.
What do you think your human family members dream about?:
Taking me for walks.
If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?:
They’re pretty good but it would be great if they could feed me more duck and stop trying to pat me.
What would your autobiography be called?:
LUCKY – Just A Boy Behind This Fur
You’ve just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your ‘Thank You’ speech?:
I’d like to thank all my human fans for adoring me so much! Bork bork bork…
Where is your favourite place to sleep?:
Everywhere!! I require a makeshift bed set up in every bedroom for me.
What’s your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?:
Bark !!! ALL NIGHT LONG. And eat my dinner undisturbed.
You’re home alone. What’s the first thing you do?:
Wipe my bum all over the carpet.
You’re a celebrity musician. What’s the name of your next hit single? :
What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience? :
It was okay, I like to pretend I don’t like being the centre of attention but I secretly loved it.