Max

“BUT I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES. AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE. JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES  TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR”

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) | The Proclaimers

What is your favourite toy and why?

Balls…any balls. I loved to play with them, chew, them, chase them, destroy them, but best of all I loved to catch them mid air!

How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?

Just the best feeling ever. I can’t get enough of it.

What is the funniest thing you have ever done?

My humans used to laugh till they cried when I zoomed around the house, throwing in a few little kangaroo hops for good measure!

What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?

Chewing the rendering off the side of the house.

If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?

A marathon runner. I loved to run with my human… I could run all day

Who is your favourite family member and why?

They’re all the best. I loved them all, but my human mum did a lot for me when I got sick. She’s the best.

If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?

1. Endless supply of balls

2. Lots and lots of treats

3. To never see another dog – I don’t like them at all (except my mate Miffy of course, she’s great)

Who or what inspires you?

Balls – the come in different sizes, colours, materials and textures, and they somehow just beg to be chased every time! It’s inspiring!

If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?

I’d buy a ball pit so I could play with them all day, and a big field to run around in with my humans.

What did you last dream about?

Before I passed, I would dream about running. I couldn’t walk very well in the end, let a lone run, and I missed that so very much.

What do you think your human family members dream about?

What new tasty treats they can buy for me, and what new toy they should get me because I think I destroyed the last one.

If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?

They do go out a bit and leave me at home which I hate, but they feed me, play with me, cuddle me, buy me lots of toys, beds and blankets. I adore them and would highly recommend them as a loving family. They would do anything for me, and have never forgotten about me.

What would your autobiography be called?

Mad as Hell

You’ve just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your ‘Thank You’ speech?

“I’d like to thank everyone. You’re all the best. Miffy, I love you, my humans I love you. I can’t believe it, it’s a dream come true. I love you all, thank you. It’s all about the balls and toys!!!!”

Where is your favourite place to sleep?

Anywhere near my humans, I hate to leave them alone, I think they get lonely.

What’s your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?

Fart, lick myself, have a good roll around in my bed, banging the walls with my legs, just so my humans know I’m there and haven’t left.

You’re home alone. What’s the first thing you do?

Run to the window – where have my humans gone? When will they be back?

You’re a celebrity musician. What’s the name of your next hit single?

Bouncing Balls

Do you ever feel relaxed?

When I’m with you I am 🙂

What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio Experience?

It was the best! The man taking the photos just kept feeding me these delicious treats, and peanut butter…I love peanut butter! But he kept wanting me to sit and stand on this white stage thing…I don’t like standing still or sitting for that matter. He asked me to lie down at one point but that was too painful. Overall I had a ball…I think I annoyed my mate Miffy though…she looked a bit frustrated with me at the end. My humans cried when they saw the pictures, so I think it went well.

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