Crazy Little Thing Called Love | Queen
What is your favourite toy and why?
Ball, ball, ball, ball……. pull rope…. pull the rope……. pull the rope…ball, ball, ball. Oh – and socks, they are great!!! They always smell like feet – yum!
How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?
Soooo wonderful!! Everyone loves me – I love people, not sure about other dogs though. Don’t tell anyone but I can be a bit of a chicken!!
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?
I love to tease my older brother Max – he is so easy to stir. When I patronisingly put my paw on his head, and he bares his teeth – I laugh!!!!
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
Whenever Max is trying to get pats from the humans I always sneak in between him and them and soak up all the affection myself. He gets angry and then he gets in trouble while I get loved!!!! It works almost every time!
If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?
I would be an iPad so I would get even more attention from Alaric.
Who is your favourite family member and why?
Alaric – I LOVE Alaric. He feeds me! He is always happy to play with me – although I do have to work to get his attention when there is media around. Mum’s pretty good too, except when she is trying to get my knots out.
If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?
Always have my humans at home, have them smooch to me for half the day and through the ball for the other half! Oh, and have time to annoy Max!!!
Who or what inspires you?
Alaric – i love to slouch like him, eat like him, lick his feet in the morning when he is still asleep and flop on the couch like him.
If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?
I would have a muddy puddle built outside the front door, so I could leave the house, go for a run, come back, roll in the muddy puddle and then walk in side.
Then, I would have a muddy puddle built outside the back door so that I always had a muddy puddle accessible. Truth be told, i’d try to get a muddy puddle in the lounge room!!
What did you last dream about?
Licking feet – I LOVE licking feet.
What do you think your human family members dream about?
Me licking their feet – I LOVE licking feet.
If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?
They are good people who exercise me regularly, feed me on time, provide treats and are generally good people. However, occasionally they get hung up on my coat and want to comb and trim me too much.
What would your autobiography be called?
Crazy little thing called Me!
You’ve just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your ‘Thank You’ speech?
Wow, that’s a ball throwing moment! Who wants to through the ball?! Ball, ball, ball, ball……
Where is your favourite place to sleep?
At night on mum, during the day on Alaric.
What’s your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?
Lick their feet.
You’re home alone. What’s the first thing you do?
Annoy Max, chew any shoes left unguarded, steal socks – I know the question was first, but it does depend on what is available on the day!
You’re a celebrity musician. What’s the name of your next hit single?
There’s no bard like a wet beard!
What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience?
I didn’t really understand why Peter liked Max better. With humans I am usually the star attraction but Max seemed to get all the attention. I got plenty of treats and then lay around, licking any feet I could find.
Why do you like to annoy Max??
Why not?? It’s fun and he is the one to get in trouble!!