Thriller | Michael Jackson
(My humans help me dance to this. I’m a good sport and am actually very good with all the actions.)
What is your favourite toy and why?
Gidget from Secret Life of Pets is my favourite because she’s uber cute just like me 🙂
How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?
I just manage to live with it and try to remain with my four paws on the ground. I mean, I’m told I’m cute and loveable and the best pup in the world on a daily basis, so sometimes I just let it go completely to my head, revel in it and run around madly knowing that I’m it. No one else is better than me. I was also once called (by a stranger), the Happiest Dog in Seaforth.
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?
Wow there’s so many, but I was caught on file doing “the downward dog” when on vacation at Nanny Kim’s.
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
Again, there’s so many things to choose from, but it would have to be placing my paws in the freshly poured concrete out by the back door. Mama said my mug shot next to the evidence is also set in stone. Like, man I am a star and I know what they do on the Hollywood Walk of Fame…
If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?
I’m already a Princess so Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton have nothing on me.
Who is your favourite family member and why?
It was always Mama because she walks me and does everything for me, but now I’m torn between her and my human sister’s partner, Kevin. I sit next to him at the dinner table and he never says no to me. AND he gives the BEST tickles ever.
If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?
Who or what inspires you?
Me, myself and I.
If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?
I would use it all to buy BBQ chicken and treats everyday.
What did you last dream about?
The bone that got away …
What do you think your human family members dream about?
Pandering to me.
If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?
My human parents are the bestest ever. I can always count on them to calm me in the thunderstorms or on NYE. I have beautiful home cooked meals. They give me the best treats and walk me all the time to help me keep my enviable figure. They love me and hug and kiss me all the time. There is not another home that I would ever want to stay at, because I have the best life here with them.
What would your autobiography be called?
A Pep’s Life.
You’ve just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your ‘Thank You’ speech?
After doing my moon walk on stage to collect my award, I would like to thank my family, my fans and above all, Michael Jackson for giving me my song, “Thriller”.
Where is your favourite place to sleep?
Well that depends. On a cool day, outside on the warm sunny patio. On a hot day, on the cool of the tiles inside my bedroom. At the office (yes I do work), on my day bed. On the weekends, on my “made for one” pup sofa. At night, with my humans.
What’s your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?
I’m getting my beauty sleep too.
You’re home alone. What’s the first thing you do?
Call up the other pups in the neighbourhood. It’s party time! Nah I take that time to recline and recharge my batteries. Beauty takes time.
You’re a celebrity musician. What’s the name of your next hit single?
Paws for Effect
What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience?
I’m a natural born star, so I took it all in my stride…. Are you kidding me? I had the time of my life! I’d do it all again just for those treats alone!
How are you so cute?
I don’t know. I was just born that way.