Photograph | Ed Sheeran
What is your favourite toy and why?
My floppy sloth because I love snuggling with him when I sleep.
How does it feel to be the most desirable pet on earth?
It feels unbelievable. Like a dream. I never thought I would ever be loved as much as I am now.
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?
Ran into a glass door. It wasn’t funny for my mama though. She had to rush me to the vet because I gave myself a concussion.
What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
I once peed on a painting that my grandma was working on. In my defence, she shouldn’t have put it on the floor.
If you could be anything or anyone in the world who or what would that be and why?
I would still be me because I love my life and my family.
Who is your favourite family member and why?
My mama because she saved me.
If you could be granted three wishes, what they be?
1. I had found my new family sooner.
2. New teeth.
3. Sniff my sister’s butt whenever I want to.
Who or what inspires you?
My mama inspires me because as long as I don’t give up on myself, she won’t give up on me.
If you won lotto, how would you spend the money?
I would pay off my mama’s university debt so she can be a vet someday.
What did you last dream about?
I last dreamt about the day my mama and daddy took me to the lake and we sat and watched the ducks.
What do you think your human family members dream about?
I think my mama dreams about the day she becomes a vet. I think my daddy dreams about being a successful engineer. I think my aunties dream about boys and I think my grandma dreams about meeting “Mr Right”.
If you were to write a reference for your human parents what would it say?
My mama gives the best cuddles and always makes sure I am warm and I have a full belly. She never forgets to give me my meds and kisses me on the forehead every night before bed so I have good dreams. Therefore she would be an amazing vet.
What would your autobiography be called?
An oldie but a goodie.
You’ve just won a Grammy Award. What would you say in your ‘Thank You’ speech?
I would like to thank Canley Heights Vet and Sydney Dogs and Cats Home for helping me get better. I would like to thank my brother and sister for accepting me into their pack. I would lastly like to thank my family for loving me and my mama for adopting me and giving me a second chance at life.
Where is your favourite place to sleep?
In my warm, cozy bed where I have my floppy sloth and sheep hot water bottle.
What’s your favourite thing to do when the rest of the family is asleep?
Sleep like the grandpa I am.
You’re home alone. What’s the first thing you do?
Pee on the curtains and pot plant.
You’re a celebrity musician. What’s the name of your next hit single?
Started from the bottom, now I’m here.
Where did you come from Poe?
It doesn’t matter anymore because I found you.
What did you think of your Tame & Wild Studio experience?
I loved how Peter was very gentle with me and made sure that I was never stressed out.130